2019 is hurr bihhh! I don't cuss so this is the closest I will get to it. lol I am so blessed to see another year, to type another word, to lose another pound, and to drink a glass a koolaid. Blessings. I have been using a mantra that has been getting me through the … Continue reading I Love Myself Enough…
Oh, how I have missed and slacked on this. This is the only time I feel like I am doing something just for me, and I slack on doing it. What a disgrace I tell you. I hope everyone is doing awesome, and I am truly blessed and highly favored, but I feel stuck. I … Continue reading I Feel Stuck. Where do I go from here?
Aye baeeee-beeeee...WE LIVE IN HURR! Instant gratification or delayed gratification...which one do you tend to pick? Mannnn...shoot. lol Lately, I have become bit more of a friend with delayed gratification. Me and him have been dating for abouttttt...2 weeks. Since I've gotten back on my Keto journey, I have been devoted to not letting myself … Continue reading Decisions, Choices, Options, and Some Diddy Boppin
Aye baby we LIVE... I had this whole day planned. I was going to go grocery shopping, do homework, study some new marketing methods and get this blog post out. Oh, also shower. Most of this stuff got done. Shower...lol Sorry that didn't make the cut. NO SHOWER SUNDAY! lol Smell it and weap. Now … Continue reading Remove Your Orange Cones, The Fear U Give
We in here Y'ALL!! I called myself lettuce the other day. lol What the ham sandwich girl!? A friend of mine was asking why didn't I do Improv. I like to make stories off of simple things to amuse myself. Once a customer gets comfortable, I make a whole story up about some randomness with … Continue reading I’m the Lettuce, YOU AIN’T KNOW?! 5 Steps to Being Your Organic Self
A lesson is coming
Why is it so weird to admit to yourself or others that you may be lame? Lame is unique. Lame means "Lovesome and moderately extra". I had to google some adjectives that start with an L, but we made it. I'm making acronyms from every word that comes off as negative and making it a … Continue reading Life Behind the Maybelline Part 2: Unqualified and Awkward Queen